Is this the typical liberal schedule?

lmao,that is so true!

It sure beats the Conservative way-

Wake up, roll over and kiss the 10 year old congressional page on the head

Decide which civil liberties to hand over today in the name of "National security"

Find a way to remove every race and culture out of this country except for the rich white guys who own oil. (Possibly hold a corporate meeting at Trent Lott's house for this)

Determine which country we are going to invade today in the name of "the War on Terror". Try to kill a U.S. soldier in Iraq for each dollar Exxon makes each month.

Laugh at a $1,000,000 a head dinner about how many lies the U.S. public will take and not do a thing about it.

Hold a press conference with the United Kingdom to see how we can further isolate our 2 countries from the rest of the world.

Pray that Dick Chaney gets the chance to go hunting with Bill Clinton because "Slick Willie" actually knew how to make money for the U.S. people while still getting a BJ when he was in the White House.

Find further ways to prevent religion from getting into schools and government buildings unless it is extremist christianity. Somehow twist the words "Freedom OF Religion" to mean "Freedom AGAINST Religion"

Find a way to make females submit their bodies to whatever the rich white men want. Hollar and scream that 2 cells are more important than the life of a fully grown human being, all while still sending kids to the front lines of a useless war.

Whenever someone questions you, claim the person is a Satanic, Unpatriotic bastard.

Well, I dont have time to finish this list so I shall leave you the Republican way...

"Mission Accomplished!" LOL

Nope. Is this the typical Conservative schedule?

Wake up.

Rob some widows.

Kill some bunnies.

Evict some orphans.

Bribe some judges.

Rezone some retirement communities to golf courses.

Invade some countries for their natural resources and kill all their women and children.

Embezzle some pension funds.

Divorce your wife.

Enjoy homosexual cybersex with minors.

Smoke cigars lit by burning burning pictures of Jesus.

How much did they pay to post that crap?

Republican day:

1- watch televangelists

2- get off calling gays names

3-Stick cross up butt to enhance #2

4-eat elephant dung

5-worship picture of Bush

6-pretend to play with jesus

I am not a liberal and don't care for them at all but this is nasty. Shame on you asker.

No

You are funny, in a sad sort of way.

Just continue to think that the other guy is the problem. It appears to have worked very well for you up to this point.

FP

2 pts.

That's all you get hypocritical bible thumper who has no idea of true Christianity!

mmmm..three cheese nachos with peppers...mmm...much tastier than war rations...

Oh my god...how did you get my daily schedule?

Yawn, I see another half wit got ahold of his mothers computer.