Who would win in a fight, Touchdown Jesus or His Noddliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

The one with bigger balls. Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pasta be upon Him, would pwn Touchdown Jesus every time.

Judge Aquinas scores it 110 - 106 for Touchdown Jesus...

... Judge Nietzsche scores it 109 - 103 for His Noddliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

...And Judge Wittgenstein scores it 109 - 109...

We have a three way split! It's a draw! Incredible, ladies and gentlemen. Incredible! There will have to be a rematch on this one! The crown is very angry... Not happy with this decision at all... Loud jeers to be heard!

Touchdown Jesus by 12

in case you advise: "Which of the two could maximum probable knock down the different?" then the respond is very user-friendly. Your fictitious spaghetti monster could knock down Jesus. Why? because of the fact Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely against His concepts.

FSM, obviously. Look how many noodly appendages he has compared to TJs mere 2 hands. Plus the meatball could do some damage.

FSM hands down.

Jesus, who is the almighty God. Hands down.

FSM all the way.

RAmen.

Hummm..........I'm thinking.......hold on........Oh no!..."overload".....can't go on.........ugh.