Lulu had a steamboat...?

The version I remember went a little differently.

Miss Lucy had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven

The steamboat went to hel-

-lo operater, Get me number nine

And if you dsconnect me

I'll kick you in the be-

-Hind the 'friderator

There was a piece of glass

Miss Lucy slipped upon it

Ans broke her big fat as-

-Sk Me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The boys are in Miss Lucy's room

Zipping up their

Flies are in the meadow

Bees are in the park

The boys all f!#&ed Miss Lucy in the d..a..r..k

Dark is like a movie

A movie's like a show

a show is like a TV set

And that is all I know!

Lulu Had A Steamboat

Lulu sat upon it and cut her little as....

Ask me no question and I'll tell you no lies.....

The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their fli

Flies are in the meadow; bees are in the park

Miss Lulu and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark

Dark is like a movie; a movie's like a show

A show is like a TV set and that is all I know

I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa

I know I know my sister, with Dolly Parton's bra!

Lulu told me everything the day before she di

dyed her hair all purple,

she dyed her hair all pink,

she dyed her hair with gasoline and washed it down the sink!

This was the version that we sang, but it was Miss Susie for us, not Lulu. Funny how different places have different versions!

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies,

the girls are in the kitchen baking up a storm

D A R K D A R K dark dark dark.

the cows are in the pasture baking chocolate pies & lemonade.

I sang that one a lot but I always used Ms. Susie.

Wow !! Great job by Ginny D !!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm drawing a blank too.

and if this song doesn't soon end, i think we both will die.