School girl costume - I'm a guy?

regular female catholic uniform......

wear knee socks and get your knees dirty before the party....have messed up lipstick and tell people you have been "spending extra time blowing.....i mean studying....with the preist"

a messy wig would give a nice extra effect

That's the same thing I'm dressing up as this year!!!

You can get like an extra firm D cup bra to make it look like you got big 'uns, then tie up the blouse right below them.

Also, wear the patent leather shoes with those short socks that fold over at the top, but don't shave your legs.

And a short skirt with no "panties". LOL

Try goofy pigtails for your hair, dork it up a bit, get some ugly teeth, fake zits and don't shave your legs!!! And if yuo can find them those rainbow knee high socks!!! Or old 1970's era tube socks!!! Hot Hot Hot

Wear a blonde wig

because of the fact those costumes are slutty, and adult males like it whilst women gown like whores because of the fact meaning they might see greater issues than usuall. that's no longer that tricky to appreciate. adult males purely like slutts.

Plaid skirt

White button down shirt

Glasses

Pigtails if you have hair

Big black clunky dress type shoes

Knee socks

Have fun!

BIG bow tie in your hair. Really high socks. you HAVE to do the skirt man. Good luck!

a plaid skirt

and knee hi sock of a color not in the plaid skirt

That is so funny, not gay!

Like buy fake chest hair and put it spilling out of every part of your body (chest, belly, arms, legs).... that's hilarious!

You got my vote, good luck