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Who will win in a fight, and why?

1. GW vs. Kim Jong Il

2. GW vs. Martha Stewart

3. GW vs. Barney

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  • 1 decade ago
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    1. That's a tough one. I'll get back to this one...

    2. Martha Stewart. She's a hardened criminal, with street cred.

    3. Barney (at least I hope Barney) because he's a flesh-eating dinosaur

    1. Going back to this... I still don't know...

  • 1 decade ago

    1. GW - I believe Kim Jong II is a wimp.

    2. Martha Stewart - I am sure she had to learn how to fight in prison.

    3. GW - Barney wants to love people too much.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1: Kim Jong Il takes it... those fashionable sunglasses are his secret weapon

    2: Martha Stewart wins, KO in the first round. She learned a lot in prison

    3: GW wins because Barney got scared and ran off.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1) GW since Kim Jong-il is like 4 feet tall

    2) Martha Steward since she probably learnt how to fight in prison

    3) GW since Barney spends his time playing with little children and is pretty dumb

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  • 1 decade ago

    Kim Jong because it would take GW all day just to figure out how to pronounce his name

    Martha Stewart because he would never figure out how to escape the festive cranberry and cinnamon wreath she would wrap around his torso

    Barney because he can't remember the words to I Love you, You Love Me and would be distracted as Barney sat on him

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    gw over jong, the cowboy defeats a guy with a name like jong always.

    gw over martha stewart because a cowboys defeats a crazy woman all the time.

    BARNEY over gw cause gw scared s%itless over a huge purple plush beast.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. i hope they do each other in.

    2. Martha will kick the stuffing out of GW

    3. Barney will kick the "stuffing" out of GW

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Who is GW? I say Barney could take em all.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Ozzies all communicate yet Piniellas all action the way he kicks the airborne dirt and mud and his hat, and strong sufficient to throw a base, Im exceptionally particular he can knock round Guillen who'll in basic terms use foul language the finished time and wont even wrestle.

  • 1 decade ago

    martha stewart cause she could plug in the mixer and do some damage with those twirling beaters if they're on high speed

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