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hillbilly named Possum
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hillbilly named Possum asked in Arts & HumanitiesPhilosophy · 1 decade ago

If you drop a piece of buttered toast, it lands butter side down and cats land on their feet. Read on Please?

What if a man buttered a cats back and threw it out of a barn loft. Whould the cat never land? Would time stop?

please have as many shots of vodka as i have had befor answering this question.

Thanks,

Possum

Update:

oh yeah....about a quart of vodka

Update 2:

as sporeformer suggested.....for the sake of argument......lets toast the cat first......every one hold up your glasses....."to your health, mr cat"

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  • zilmag
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    You'd have to toast the cat for this question to make any sense.

  • susan69me69
    1 decade ago

    butter side up or down must also take into account the value and stain resistance onto which the toast will land. The same will apply to the cat.

  • 1Edge3
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Why is a MAN buttering anything? That's what god made women for! lol

  • Abel Z
    1 decade ago

    the mythbusters disproved the butter myth, you gotta catch up on this.

  • MLK II
    1 decade ago

    I am about to try this experiment and see what happens... OH $#i+

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    And exactly how many shots was that...? O_o

  • Floyd B
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Please seek another way to pass your time away.

  • zoomat4580
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Seek help please.

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