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Have you heard this joke?
Okay, so theres this guy and he is house sitting for his friend Bob. Bob calls Fred and asks "hows my cat?". Fred replies sadly, "Bob your cats dead." Bob was upset and said "why couldn't you of just say that it ran away, then when i called you again to see if you found it you could of said she was on the roof and fell off?" Fred appologized. Bob called back a few days later and asked Fred "Hows my mom?". Fred replied.."well bob.. your moms on the roof!"
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
goodbye to his mom
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
that is FUNNY!!!!
ive never heard it before!!
ima send it 2 all of mah friends if it's okay!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ive already heard it so it wasnt very funny.. :o)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that is a new one for me