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Have you heard this joke?

Okay, so theres this guy and he is house sitting for his friend Bob. Bob calls Fred and asks "hows my cat?". Fred replies sadly, "Bob your cats dead." Bob was upset and said "why couldn't you of just say that it ran away, then when i called you again to see if you found it you could of said she was on the roof and fell off?" Fred appologized. Bob called back a few days later and asked Fred "Hows my mom?". Fred replied.."well bob.. your moms on the roof!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    goodbye to his mom

  • 1 decade ago

    1st time for me really funny still laffing Thumbs up hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    bob must hav been really crossed hearin the second ans.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is FUNNY!!!!

    ive never heard it before!!

    ima send it 2 all of mah friends if it's okay!!

  • 1 decade ago

    WoW!! cool joke!!!

    Have'nt heard it before

    have a nice day!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ive already heard it so it wasnt very funny.. :o)

  • 1 decade ago

    not funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is a new one for me

  • 1 decade ago

    i haven't heard that one. but it is funny!

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