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THIS is THE best JOKE EVER or IS it?

A man walked into a bar and asked the bar tender if he had a spare set of keys, the bar tender answered no and the man walked out. the next day the man walks in again and askes the bar tender for a lawn mower, and the bar tender gave it to him. on the 3rd day the man comes in again but this time he doesnt go up to the bar tender, insted the bar tender comes up to the man and askes him.. "are you a cow boy!"

is that a great joke!! =]

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  • 1 decade ago
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    is that a joke or what................. where's the so called JOKE in it, leave alone GREAT joke.............. if u call it a joke, that's the greatest joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    That has got to be the lamest joke I have ever heard. I would be awful embarrassed for telling it if I were you. You want a good joke? How's this one. A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of JD and slams em down one right after the other. He orders 3 more and slams them down too. After watching this, the curious bartender walks up to the guy and asks " hey pal, is everything allright? Things ok at your job? Everything allright at home?" The guy says" heck yes, everything is great. I'm just out celebrating my first blo job" The bartender looking relieved goes" hey, I'm glad to hear it. Lemme buy the next round"? The guy says to him " naw, there's no sense in you wasting your money. If 6 shots of JD won't get that taste out of my mouth a 7th probably won't either".

  • Buck
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That is the most hilarious, outstanding joke I have ever heard. You should submit it to the Guinness Book Of Records. Have you thought of turning professional

    (by the way you forgot the punch line if it has one)

  • 1 decade ago

    Nope

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no, it is not the best joke ever.

    good jokes are jokes that have a punch line that makes sense.

  • 1 decade ago

    Definitley the best joke ever

  • 1 decade ago

    That one went over my head, could you explain the punchline to me?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no wanna know the best joke ever? LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hee heh he

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    stoopid joke

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