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Blonde Joke?

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the

game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially all the big muscles,

but I just couldn't understand why they were killing

each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the

rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:'Get the quarterback! Get

the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    thats REALLY FUNNY me and my friend are still laughing ..im going to go tell all my friends..good joke!!!!!!

  • Sarah
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    haha that's fun, but here is a true life story. i knew someone that likes to watch football on tv...when she went to the game with her husband she was a little upset. when her husband asked what is wrong...she said that she couldn't seen the yellow lines on the field. she thought that the first down yellow lines on tv were really on the field. so how is that for a true story?

  • 1 decade ago

    That was a good one I am still laughing tears are in my eyes

  • 1 decade ago

    ha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats a good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    she need's to whatch more games.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

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