Confucius say....?

some of my favourites.

Zen says..............

sex is like air, it only becomes important when u ain't getting enough.

remember no body's listening, until u fart.

never 4get u r unique, just like every1 else.

thinking no1 cares whether ur dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

never test the depth of the water, with both feet.

if u've lent any1 £20 and never c them again, it was probably worth it.

don't worry, it only ever seems kinky, the first time.

the quickest way 2 double ur money, is 2 fold it & put it back in ur pocket.

good judgement comes from experience & experience comes from bad judgement.

if u tell the truth, u don't have 2 remember anything.

& last but not least.

if at first u don't succeed, sky-diving is not 4 u.

Confucius say man running in front of car get tired, man run behind car get exhautsed.... man with hands in pocket fell cocky all day.

lmao, hahah, thats great, i read the actual confucius in college, i dropped the class because i got confuciused enough

Elevator smell different to midget.

man who fly in upside down airplane...have hairy crackup.

Man with hole in pocket play all day.

Ya,those are my gr8 sayings!!

He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.

good ones!!!

LOL ......................very good

Thanks for sharing and enjoy your day ; - )