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Jesus joke...?

This kid's sitting on a curb crying and a priest passes and says, "My son why are you crying? The kid says, "I want to see Jesus". The priest says, "One day you will get your chance". The kid says, "I want to see him right now". The priest says, "Just have faith & your day will come" and he walks on. The kid resumes crying. A drunk passes and says, "Hey kid why you crying". The reply, "I want to see Jesus right now". The drunk says, "Well I'm Jesus". The kid says, "You're not Jesus, you're drunk". The reply, "Oh yes I am and, if you come with me I'll prove it to you". He takes the kid into the nearest bar, the bartender turns around and says, "Jesus Christ, you here again".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Funny!! I just finished reading a "Jesus" joke a few minutes earlier and then along comes this one. Still laughing.

  • 1 decade ago

    that was great,lol

  • 1 decade ago

    that was cute!

    (:

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