Husband doesn't know when he farts?

He has the disease of wanting to be perfect. I look (but just a glance) and I fart (though only in certain company), and I'm still a nice guy. Seems like hubby has a chip on his shoulder. I bet he hates to lose arguments or admit he's wrong too. I'd also venture a guess and say his mother is very naive. But don't be too hard on him...he apparently has a tender ego...LOL

Farts smell for the benefit of the deaf, so unless he can't hear or smell, he doesn't have a leg to stand on. As far as looking at other women, you're right, we all do it!

He has the earmarks of a compulsive liar! Sit down with him and try to reason. If it doesn't work, seriously consider some kind of therapy because the lying will only escalate and he will become immune to recognizing the difference between a lie and the truth and that can lead to disastrous results down the line.

I think it's because the stench of his farts are at a level 1. Once he gets up to around a level 7 or so, out of 10 of course, he will start claiming them like the rest of us proud poofers do. Oh and about the looking at women thing, its not that he's looking at them, they just so happen to be in the way of his view. I guess the only thing wrong with him would be that, you treat him like a child and you should be ashamed. You really should make this up to him. He looks at women, come on they're everywhere. He probably looks a them just as much as he sees guys walking about, in public! Do you ever complain about that? NO, of course not! Typical woman, you actually married this guy and now you want to complain? Boo you lady! Bad, bad lady! Oh yeah, when you see him, tell him that I said whats up. Ask him if we're still on for the Men Against Nit Picking Womens meeting after the Farts For Freedom charity. Thanks.

could be he's so into the show he's watching on tv or whatever he's doing that he just doesn't pay attention. you know for a fact that before you lived with him, he let it rip whenever he felt like it. he's a guy. that's what they do.

as for the looking at other girls question.....us girls know there's no right answer to that question. we know that when we ask it. if he says yes, we get pissed that he admitted it because that means he's insensitive to our feelings and our insecurities. if he says no, he's lying and he's hiding something from us, probably an affair with some girl we totally hate. best thing he can do is take the chance that denying it will work out for him.

it's true....all men look, so why ask them to admit it? he's gonna look so let it go. as long as he's not touching, i think it'll be ok.

Denial and stupidity seem to be the culprit. I hate to see a good women have a husband who ignores her to the point of passing gas in her general direction. We can all almost let the "looking at other women" thing go as he is a guy. But the farting. That would be the last straw before I started having affairs with hot guys. And then I would let him find out on purpose and then deny it when he confronts you. You know - give him the 'ol "I don't have any idea what you are talking about" routine - he has been giving you.

Tell him you want to smell sex not gas.

Nothing is wrong with him. Ok, so he farts and either doesn't know it or denies it. Does it matter? Ok, men look at women. He doesn't want to piss you off by saying he does.

he's probably just teasing you about farting like all men do. And he probably just pulling your leg on looking at other women too especially if he knows your the jealous type and would be on his butt about it that's just how they do. There's nothing wrong with him but being the typical man honey.

He's an idiot who thinks playing the "i don't know" card will work.

I'm sorry, unless he's sick or sleeping, he knows when he passes gas. There is no excuse for it. And looking at other woman is all fun and games but he better be paying attention to you and only you when you're on a date. And HE KNOWS, so don't let him get away with it.

Good luck.

Don't worry--when you have to start being concerned is when he denies farting while in the midst of watching other girls!

*sigh*

I hope this is your worst problem in life...

Sounds to me like he needs to slow down on the anal play if he cant tell when he is farting.