What is your favorite quote?

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose" -Robert Byrne

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." -Douglas Adams

"Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow" -Norman Vinceant Peale

In a world

where people have problems

In this world

where decisions are a way of life

Other people's problems they overwhelm my mind

They say compassion is a virtue, but I don't have the time

So many people have their problems

I'm not interested in their problems

I guess I've experienced some problems

But now I've made some decisions

Takes a lot of time to push away the nonsense

Take my compassion Push it as far as it goes

My interest level's dropping, my interest level is dropping

I've heard all I want to, I don't want to hear any more

What are you, in love with your problems?

I think you take it a little too far

It's not so cool to have so many problems

But don't expect me to explain your indecisions

Go talk to your analyst, isn't that what they're paid for

You walk, you talk You still function like you used to

It's not a question Of your personality or style

Be a little more selfish, it might do you some good

I have two. The first is "He's a son of a *****." Those are the immortal words of Harry Truman, when a reporter asked him what he thought of the critic who panned his daughters singing debut. The second is " I never met a man I didn't like" by Will Rogers

Mine is a response from Winston Churchill when he heard that Hitler would wring Englands neck like a chicken

His reply

"Some Chicken , Some Neck

"Joey Ramone Lives" - Me

"Living for 30 minuets at a time with a break in the middle for adverts." Elvis Costello

"He not busy being born is busy dying" Bobby Dylan.

"Corn has feelings too!" Chuck Sanders

Sweet is it to have done the thing one ought when fallen in darker ways.

-Alfred Lord Tennyson

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

–Socrates

The greatest quote of all time comes from the Mongol The Genghis Khan, Twelth Century AD, greatest general that ever lived and conquerer of most of the civilised earth:

""The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to raise their sons as your own and to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

The reason most people fail is because they didnt realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Its more important to share what you have rather than just have what you have.

"A friend will come bail you out of jail but a real friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying "man that was awesome""

My personal favorite is "let go of my ears I know what I'm doing"

Here are some from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, my savior:

Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the hell out of it.

You'll PAY to know what you really think."

"They may be Pink, but their money's still green!"

"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"

"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT."

"This 'Church of the SubGenius' is the best scam I ever pulled."

"Pull the wool over your own eyes."

"Fu*k 'em if they can't take a joke."