Is there a mechanic handy?

A man and woman were out on a date and they were making out pretty heavy but wanted to go farther. But they also didn’t want to get caught by the police and fined, as it was illegal to do that in that part of the country.

So the man tells the woman, “Let’s lie down under the car, and if someone comes along and asks, we will tell them we are working on the transmission.”

“Good idea,” says the woman.

So they proceed to crawl under the car, they frantically undress, and then they get after some hot lovemaking.

Soon, a policeman arrives, and asks, “Hey, what are you two doing?”

“Just working on the transmission, Officer, she’s helping me,” says the man.

“Well,” says the cop, “ You had better work on your brakes next…. Your car is at the bottom of the hill.”