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scrubbag
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scrubbag asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Ever bin huntin in Coluraduh?

This heres Jeb and Earl Theys a huntin in Northwest Coluraduh.

It is deer season

(shooting at a ranchers horse out in the meadows, at 200 feet)

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Ouch, damnm barrels gittin hot...

Shucks, Jeb, that were good shootin... you nearly got him....

BANG! Yeeeowww.... mah foott!!

Sorry, Earl... thought the gun was empty..

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  • Electric
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Sorry, dude... thought the joke was empty.

  • 7mile4lyfe
    1 decade ago

    Jeb shot Earl in the foot with the last bullet.

  • DaMiEn
    1 decade ago

    that's nice - too bad it sounds way to familiar to iowa also.

    sad. good shooting jeb, but missed a little with the laughing...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was .. well i wanna cry from sadness, it was a terrible excuse at trying to be funny

  • chass_lee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ok 5/10 LMAO

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