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Little Mary-Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun called on her while she was sleeping.
Tell me Mary-Margaret, who created the universe? When Mary-Margaret didn't stir, Little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
God Almighty, shouted Mary-Margaret.
The Nun said "Very Good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Mary-Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior? But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary-Margaret in the butt.
Jesus Christ!, shouted Mary-Margaret and the nun once again said Very Good, and Mary-Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? Again Little Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary-Margaret jumped up and shouted, If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break
I'll break it in half.The Nun Fainted (oops it didnt copy all the way shoottttttttttt)
I know,I copied it from my email and it did not take it so sorry guys and btw Happy Thanksgiving
12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol nice!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha