What's the next line in this rhyme?

so he called his lawyer and they successfully sued the pie company for a kajillion dollars!

You are mixing together two different nursery rhymes.

Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

He put in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said, "What a good boy am I."

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

That sat down beside her,

Frightening Miss Muffet away.

Hmm i cant think of a next line for yours.. but how about this one

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

her panties all wet and warm.

It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,

But Little Boy Blue with the horn.

Go back to rhyme college

And said what a good girl am I

The spider bit him and now he'll die

that bit jack in his face

and asked for a calazone

i don't know why don't you ask jack huffet

it freaked him out and bit his eye