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BRILLIANT WAYS Girls Turn GUYS DOWN!!?
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will yo u come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
13 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha! TOO funny! I am still laughing! I am going to use some of these one liners! I'll send this to my single girl friends too! Thanks for sharing!
- 1 decade ago
Honesty, in the long run, is more Brilliant and sincere than any attempt at witt. Being honest shows Brilliance.
Source(s): drphil.com , webmd.com , oprah.com , ellen.com , - Anonymous1 decade ago
Theres are so very funny. I had to write it all down. But I do feel sorry 4 you if u had ask a girl those guestion and she turn you down. (A LOT)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol, thaz funny! A bit harsh but some guys need that kind of reality check..
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- 1 decade ago
He : hi do you want to go out with me?
She: No thank you sorry i have boy frend whu is cuter dean you by a lot.
- mimi22Lv 51 decade ago
Can we go out this weekend?
No, my cat just died, I'm washing my hair and I'm having my toenails clipped.
- 1 decade ago
i have another one for you.
HE: hey baby whats you sign?
she: the one behind you that says get a life
