Finish the sentences, please, in your own words.......?

I am a wild and crazy guy

I want a woman who has her entire body or most of her body tattooed

I have a great sense of humor

I wish all of my female relatives were bald

I hate women who have boring hair colors and styles

I miss my dead parents

I fear President Bush is sending the country right down the toilet

I am Wonka Girl

I want a chocolate coated 6 Carat diamond

I have a thing for oompa loompas

I wish I had a Wonka Boy..no wait...I already do

I hate tripping over those gawdam oompa loompas

I miss Willy's Wonka

I fear the almighty chocolate lord

I am a beautiful person

I want to see the world

I have great kids

I wish I had more money sometimes

I hate people that lie

I miss my Grandma

I fear being alone some day

I am doing anything but working at work.

I want a Butterfinger candy bar.

I have a little Christmas tree on my desk.

I wish I would have majored in something else in college.

I hate the fact that it is so cold in here that we can hang meat.

I missed Top Chef last week.

I fear I will never be Mrs. Brad Pitt.

I am tired of waking up at 5:30 every morning.

I want a holiday. Or a new Nina Simone album.

I have all I need.

I wish I were visiting with Leonard Cohen.

I hate politics.

I miss my bed.

I fear spiders. For real, they freak me out.

Thanks :)

I am so gratefull for my family

I want school to be over (college)

I have 2 wonderful children

I wish my parents were alive to see me graduate from college & getting my GED at the same time :)

I hate cheaters

I miss my parents :(

I fear not being able to see my kids ever

I am a person

I want happines

I have a computer

I wish that i was magic

I hate when I let people down

I miss how simple life used to be

I fear getting older

I am a Christian.

I want to live a life pleasing to God.

I have a job that I love.

I wish everyone in the world could get along.

I miss my surrogate Mom who died of brain cancer.

I fear that I am not good enough to people.

I am very happy to be here.

I want to go to the Birthday party.

I have a wonderful family.

I wish every child could have what they want for Christmas.

I hate confrontation.

I miss my best friend.

I fear the unknown.

I am a mother

I want a good life for me and my son

I have a beautiful boy

I wish us happiness

I hate paedophiles and the abuse of children

I miss my brother

I fear the loss of my son