Who would win a fight between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Jesus?

FSM will throw some spaghetti at JC and His dress will get messy. Then JC will call His Dad.

Oh, no! BIG trouble for FSM! Tell him not to fight with others for no reason.

Look the so-called Flying Spaghetti Monster is not true, alright?! However the Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon her) is most certainly true and Jesus wouldn’t stand a chance since she’s invisible and can fly and all that. Jesus was good at turning water into wine to get people drunk, but since the IPU doesn’t drink even that would be quite futile. And then she would take him out in one swift swoop.

I take for granted that you are that Flying Spaghetti monster and Jesus would definitely win and the defeat would be by not letting that monster into heaven.

in case you advise: "Which of both might want to maximum in all likelihood knock down the different?" then the reply interior of reason straight forward. Your fictitious spaghetti monster might want to knock down Jesus. Why? because Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely adversarial to His ideas.

I dont believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so I cant answer.

Blessings,

David

jesus because hes probably hungery from all that vinegar and crap they gave him on the cross and he'd use the spaghetti to end world hunger

Jesus, spagetti is soft and edible

The greart Jesus Christ forgive you for you know not what you say.Jesus is salvation

Jesus he can't lose

jesus, because he has kick @ss super powers.