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Any1 got a quick joke to text to my boyfriend?

He is having a bad day at work and l want to make him giggle!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    So, a baby seal walks into a club....

  • 1 decade ago

    Larry la Pris, the man who invented the hokey kokey has died aged 93,all went well until they came to put him in the coffin,they put his left leg in,then the f***ing trouble started.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Little girl standin nxt 2 her dad in the barbers while hes having a haircut. She is eatin a cake. The barber says You will get hair on your muffin dear. Little girl says I know, and I will grow big boobs!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A man got caught shoplifting calenders from WHSmith. He got 12 months!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

  • 1 decade ago

    ATTENTION!!!

    Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.

    You will be safe, I'm just texting to say GOODBYE.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I went to this Zoo the other day... They only had one dog there!

    Yeah, it was a Shitzu!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The local police had their toilet seat nicked. They have nothing to go on.

  • 1 decade ago

    Man walks into bar " OUCH iron bar.

    Source(s): www.eccosse-designs.co.uk
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why do Essex girls wear knickers?

    To keep their ankles warm

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