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help me, what song this is!?

my family and i were on the road during dec. a few years ago and a song came on the radio and we've been tring to find out what song it was ever sence it was a funny song about a bad kid who said he wasn't going to "get anything for christmas bc he was bad little boy" we have no idea the name of this song or who sung it or anything we only heard it maybe twice some parts that we can remember of it are: "if the cat woulda just held on like i told it to - i wouldn't of had to glue it's little paws to the rocket- stupid cat i hate that cat" "if the cat woulda just steared the rocket like i told it to - it wouldn't have flown into butch the bull dog's back yard - stupid cat i hate that cat!" " 'bill, my granpa says - *giggles* he calls my dad bill - boys will be boys he says" all of these are said in a "little kid's voice" if anyone happens to know what the name of this is, where to get the lyrics, or who 'sings' it please let me know! it would mean so much to me & my family

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    The song is called "Bad Boy" by Ray Stevens here's the site and i think u can download it for free.......merry christmas

  • 1 decade ago

    It is "BAD LITTLE BOY" by: Ray Stevens.

    Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree

    Looks like a merry Christmas for everyone - but me

    'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas

    Not even one little toy

    They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas

    'cause I've been a bad little boy

    My mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil

    in my little baby sister's basinette

    They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her head

    but I haven't found it - yet

    And dad yelled just cause I took the ridin' mower

    for a little trip down to the candy store

    And my big brother Brett, boy did he get upset

    when I told mom about the magazines in his bottom drawer

    So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas

    and last christmas I was everybody's pride and joy

    But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas

    'cause I've been a bad little boy

    I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set or a motorcycle

    or something like that

    But that's before I used Brett's model rocket set

    and made an astronaut out of Miss Wilcox's cat

    Stupid cat

    If he'da just held on tight like I told him

    I wouldn'a had to super glue his little paws to the rocket

    Yeah, if he'da just been still like I told him

    he wouldn'a thrown the rocket off course

    and he wouldn'a landed in Butch the bull dog's back yard

    Stupid cat

    But did the cat get in trouble? noooo! but

    Hey, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas

    Not even one little toy

    They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas

    'cause I've been a bad little boy

    Oh, my grandma had to go to the hospital

    Yeah, but don't worry, she's not really sick

    She just had a little trouble walking for awhile

    after I showed her my Power Ranger kick

    So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas

    not from mom or dad or brett or Grandma

    They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas

    but they don't know my grandpa!

    My grandpa'd give me anything I want I bet

    "Boys will be boys," that's what Grandpa says

    "Lighten up bill, he's just a little kid!"

    My grandpa calls my dad "Bill!"

    I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out

    who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though

    It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha

    I can hit a rock farther with a Great Big Bertha

    than with any of my dad's golf clubs

    Even with the big dents I put in it

    That rock just goes and goes

    One rock went through Miss Wilcox's window

    Wish it'da hit that stupid cat

    I hate that cat

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas

    written by Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett .

    I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

    Somebody snitched on me.

    I hid a frog in sister's bed;

    Somebody snitched on me.

    I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug!

    I made Tommy eat a bug!

    Bought some gum with a penny slug!

    Somebody snitched on me!

    Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

    Mommy and Daddy are mad.

    I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas,

    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

    I put a tack on teacher's chair.

    Somebody snitched on me!

    I tied a knot in Susie's hair.

    Somebody snitched on me!

    Next year we'll be going straight.

    Next year we'll be good, just wait!

    We'd start now, but it's too late.

    Somebody snitched on me!

    Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

    Mommy and Daddy are mad.

    I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

    So you better be good whatever you do.

    'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you!

    You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm gettin' nuttin' for christmas by stan freeburg

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  • 1 decade ago

    the song is called "bad little boy" by ray stevens. here is a cd with the song:

    http://www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/B000002Q3O/ref=s9_asi...

  • 1 decade ago

    "Bad Little Boy"

  • 1 decade ago

    i think its called stupid cat

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