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Kentucky jokes?

Who can come up with the best Kentucky joke?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Did you know that toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?

    If it was invented any where else, it would have been called teethpaste.

  • 1 decade ago

    Why did Kentucky cross the road?

    To get the dang chicken

  • 1 decade ago

    Kentucky. 3 million people. 8 last names.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah kentucky fried chicks

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    8 kentuky'ins come to the california movie theater and see 'ketukeys go home' none of them liked the title of that movie so they killed all that where wathcing it but before they said that they said no we kuntukins can stay here but they wathed the movie any way it was a football movie about the western horns...in the end when the police came they had to go home and die....!!!lol this is a great joke!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    2 chickens walk into a bar, kernal sanders procedes to aSAuLT them, that was the first of the eleven spice trashings he threw them

  • 1 decade ago

    what kinda chicken do you like best?

    kuntuke fried chicks !!!! lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao cute

  • 1 decade ago

    Bite Me.

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