What do I do so strange women won't chase me?

Quit fantasizing and they won't chase you.

Get fat and hairy

Spit on the ground a lot

Talk to yourself often

Sing out loud off key

Break wind in public

Burp loudly

Rearrange the family jewels

Don't wear deodorant

Don't brush your teeth

Don't shave

Have greasy hair

Do this and they'll never bother you again.

People attract certain types of people because of their own behaviors. Some women are "bum magnets' and keep ending up with guys who abuse them. Same theory for you. Figure out first of all what your definition of "strange" is and then figure out why you're attracting these women.

What in the world makes you think women should chase you? Why do you think your so special that they would chase you? If a woman would chase after me I wouldn't think too much of her.

There's nothing wrong in not being rude.I don't like rude men or women.

Well i see the key word in your writing your just rude.Watch your responses when someone gives you a compliment

Introduce your self then they won't be so strange

Stop stealing their purses.

Stop running. (Then they can't chase you, right?)

Pick your nose