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Cal
Lv 5
Cal asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Home Depot Scam?

I have been taken in by a Home Depot scam.

Here's how the scam works.

I had just finished shopping at Home Depot and was loading my merchandise into the trunk of my car. When 2 beautiful girls came up to my car and started to wash the windshield of my car. Thier breasts were almost falling out of their halters. So naturely I was looking with interest.

I thanked them and offered them a tip. But they refused. Instead they asked me if I'd give them a ride to another Home Depot. I told them I would. One got in the back seat and the other one pulled off all her clothes and was all over me. While the other one stole my wallet.

It happened to me on Sept. 18th, November 1st.and three times last week and once yesterday. And I think it may happen again tomorrow. So tell your friends to be careful.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    That's a great joke. I wish that would happen to me several times

  • 1 decade ago

    I think you are going to get a flood of guys wondering which town you live in. (so they can get some) Hey next time, have a "dummy" wallet with nothing in it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Then you woke up! Happens to me all the time.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's not a scam, it's called prostitution

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  • ~MIMI~
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You have an over-active imagination there...

  • 1 decade ago

    God is that happening in your town also?

  • 1 decade ago

    Soooo. you didn't learn your lesson the first time? Sure is a scam.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehehe haven't heard that one in years!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that is so old! and it wasnt home dept either...

  • 1 decade ago

    I D I O T

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