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why are there so many different variety of farts?  You know, a poofy fart, a squeaky fart, a silent fart, a puttering fart, a large explosive fart etc.  what causes farts to be so varied?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

you just never know whats gonna pop out.

Anonymous · Answer

If you eat salsa and chips, the hotter the sauce, the worst the fart burns. If you eat ranch dressing with your pizza, it could be you know, trouble 'cause it may be a wet fart....and so it goes.

Anonymous · Answer

You forgot stinky fart

Anonymous · Answer

your faggat azz swallowed a wet fart cockbuffer.

McAtterie · Answer

What goes in one end, comes out the other. For your sake, I hope it doesn't work the other way around. It would suck to burp cucumber..

kim_in_craig · Answer

What's up with you and questions about farting? Maybe you should change your name to "gasman"

Anonymous · Answer

The contraction of the sphincter has everything to do with it. how loose or tight the muscle.

tigerlily_catmom · Answer

cause you eat so many different varied foods producing different types of gas.

Anonymous · Answer

Depends on what you eat.

Anonymous · Answer

SO YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR

OTHERWISE YOUR LAZY A S S 

WOULD NOT.. ==:00

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