What if Jesus had been born in France?

Instead of the wafer during the mass, they would have quiche and croissants! Of course, there would still be wine, but Champagne on special days like Easter and Christmas.

;)

The da vinchi code swears that mary madeline was pregnant with Jesus baby, so Jesus lonage was suppose to have been brought up in france, until the pope got rid of them and replaced the family.

Jesus had to be born in Israel to fulfil old testament prophesy. For Jesus to be born in France then the old testament prophets would be needing to change the inspired phrophetic word of god.

I expect he'd have turned wine into water, for one.

And he'd have been Gaulish, not Jewish. They gave the Romans a hard time too, so that's good.

All the latrines would be outdoors? Tough question.

americans wouldn't like him if he was born in france

The Last Supper would have been better.

No Vatican City?

he would have been french