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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun?
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "sure chief, comin right up".
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter repiels,"whoa Tonto we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles proudly and says:
"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.
3 Answers
- StevenLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Love it! How true. That is exactly what they said,
As long as Bush is in office they will be in Iraq he doesn't want the public to say he pulled out before the job was done like he heard all his life with his fathers administration.
It will be up to the next president to figure out how to get out of Iraq.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny.
