wanna hear the parrot joke? funny stuff?

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a

bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's

mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and

tried

to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,

playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up"

the

bird's vocabulary.

> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot

yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even

ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and

put

him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked

and

screamed.

> Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a

minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door

to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched

arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language

and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate

transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my

rude and unforgivable behavior."

> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was

about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his

behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"