What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard?

pardon me.....but can I have my heart back?

Or the best one I heard as a southern joke:

"Get in the truck b*tch".

True story!

"We should meet up one day and take a ride in each others' car."

OMG! I laughed so hard I cried. That was pretty goofy. Although, he did have a badass WS6, but still..........I'ma chick that likes the guy for who he is not what he has. Sheeshhh..........lol

It's a toss up:

You sure got a purty mouth.

Nice shoes but your feet have got to be sore. You've been stomping all over my heart since you walked through that door.

This is real... someone actually said to me " Let's get a bucket of chicken and a room!... and he said it with a straight face too!

I wanted to kick him!

That's a nice blouse, sugar... bet it would look even nicer crumpled up on my bedroom floor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together ...

Want a beer...you're going to need it to quench your thirst after we get done scrogging.

WoW nice tie I like it...lets bang

Are your feet tired? Because you have been running in my mind all day

Hi, how about a poke.