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need a good chuckle??
little billy walks in on his mom and dad having "relations." he says, "mama, why are you on top of daddy?" she replies," oh i'm just letting some air out of him before bed hon." billys says, "why?, the neighbor lady is just gonna come blow him back up after you leave for work."
<chuckle-chuckle>
i admit it, i'm not so great with jokes...my son-in-law told me this one at lunch today, and it just cracked me up...
happy holidays and a prosperous new years to all :O]
25 Answers
- charmedLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
thanks for the giggle....Merry Christmas, and a Beautiful New Year.........
- 1 decade ago
i dont get
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
Source(s): and no i dont need one - 1 decade ago
Hihi! The poor wife! Heard that one before but the wife said that she was flattening the father's stomach out instead.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oops! Out of the mouths of babes....
- Rene CLv 41 decade ago
wait a minute..!!! u got a son in law? y is ur pic of a yung girl? shouldnt u have a pic of an old lady? lmfao
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's funny!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hmm.
- 1 decade ago
i would've laughed but i literally read this one just yesterday so eh....but nano that was a good one