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An anatomical riddle that makes you go UGH!?

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

Why did Little Bo Peep keep losing her sheep?

A: Because she always had a crook with her!

Hehhe... and here is today's riddle:

Why is your ear not 12inches long?

Good luck!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    because then it would be a foot

  • 1 decade ago

    Because then I would have two smelly feet hanging on my head and they would be too close to my nose.

    I feel for little bo peep, she needs a better tracking system.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Because then it would be a foot.

    My ears are 12 inches long however, because I am Prince Charles.

    Yes, I'm aware I'm not using Metric, because that would mess up the riddle.

  • 1 decade ago

    Why would I need TWO foot long objects? Or should I say, THREE?

    But I don't use it , as a rule.

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  • 1 decade ago

    because my ear's not a foot, its an ear? Is that it? That is funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    because I already have two satellite dishes installed on my roof, and plus, it doesn't look too good on Spock.

  • 1 decade ago

    because im a human being not an elephant

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    then it would be a foot

  • 1 decade ago

    its not a foot!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    BECAUSE MIKE TYSON WOULD EAT IT

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