Has anyone got a better "who's dunnit" joke?

This Priest and Carpenter were on the church roof repairing it.

The carpenter hit his thumb with the hammer, and cried out God Da@@ it! I missed! The priest looked at him and said, You know God is going to strike you down with a bolt of lightning. The carpenter appologized to him, then went back to work. a while laterthe carpenter hit his thumb again and again again cried out God Da@@ it! I missed. The priest repeated his warning. and again the the carpenter apologized.

A while later the carpenter did it again. God Da@@ it I missed.

before the priest could say anything a bolyt of lightning struck the priest. The carpenter looked around at the ashes falling then heard a voice say DA@@it! I missed!

Merry Christmas..

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the is taking so long? Hit the ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance of hitting her from here."

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."