What is the strangest thing your pet has ever done?

Syam my siamese cat- She tries to eat peoples hair. It is the wierdest thing ever!!

Scamper is one of our two kittens- every time he gets on a soft blanket, he becomes sexually excited. It is so gross and freaky!!

Smokey is Scampers brother- he will put out any candle with his tounge, then he freaks out when he burns his tounge. But then he doesn't it again two seconds later.

Patches- This little girl was walking behind the couch, and she had a little pony tail thing on the top of her head. Patches would run on top of the couch and swat at it. When the couch ran out, she jumped at the girl, missed, and fell flat on her face!!

Yoshi is our big black cat- he'll try to bathe our puppy, and so whenever the dog trys to run away, he'll chase after.

Conan is an orange tabby(huge)- he eats dog food, and when our German Shepherd tries to get to her food, he'll hiss at her. Then the dog just knocks him to the side.

Gypsy is our puppy- she will give people wet willies, and when people talk, she tries to get her tounge in their mouth. It is DISGUSTING!!

Dutchess is our G. Shepherd- My brother and I were on the roof, and she hates being away from us, so she climbed the ladder, and we turned around and found her just watching us. I was like wtf!!

Kitty, one of my old cats- whenever I was a baby and I was crying, she would put her paw on my mouth.

Ying yang, another old cat- whenever I was younger, i would pull at his tail and ears, then he would walk to my mom or dad, and bite them instead.

Figaro, another old cat- he would jump back and forth over Dutchess' back, and then hang onto her collar while she walked around. It was hilarious.

Not strange, but funny I guess...

But my cat, big fluffy gray thing he is, developed an interest in the bathtub that was starting to fill. It was the big, deep whirlpool kind, with slopeing sides making it hard to get out of.

He kinda slid down the side opposite the running water in order to inspect what was going on, and then my mom splashed some whater in his general direction. Next thing you hear is this splash followed by what fittingly sounded like a cat flailing and trying to exit the tub, and failing misserably.

His paws are furry, thus he has very little traction. The fact that he was two inches deep in water didn't help, and he's weird and doesn't jump, he climbs. This caused for a bad situation for him.

In the end, we helped him out and he ran screaming from the bathroom.

On a weird note, same cat today tried to climb me like a tree. Jumped up just enough so the he could hook his front claws into my lower back and started clawing his way up my back. It wasn't too pleasant, but weird I s'pose.

My cat steals coffee. He sits around and waits until whoever gets the creamer and everything all stirred up, and then he defies gravity, soars through the air up onto the counter, and tries to drink it. My dog, if I answer the phone between about 8 pm and dawn, will usually run to the door and stare at me. If anyone else answers it... Nope... But if I answer it, BOOM he's up. This is because he loves to ride in the van. I used to pick up my sister from work almost every day, and she would call anytime between 9 and 12, usually, and I occasionally brought him along. He would see me answer the phone, and then it was time to go for a ride.

True story, a long time ago we had a large bird that had a large cage, we ended up with a retarded parakeet that the big bird named baby baby would be tucked under ole Sidneys wing most of the day, when Sidney would be out with the family the parakeet would try to escape to be with him, some times he would fall out of the cage, here is the strange part.......my rag doll cat, Dust Bunny would pick up that stupid parakeet and put him in the cage and shout the door! Believe it or not!

When the dog tries to eat the cat food, cat acts like food has been contaminated and starts to scratch the area around the dish, sometimes using the throw rug to cover dish. Also my puppy belches like a grown man after he eats. He is e real little Pekingese mix, so it is hilarious.

well I'll tell you I had a Golden Retriever pup, loved to swim throw in a pinecone and splash he would bring it back, well on this particular day the neighbors dog decided to follow well my wife threw the pine cone but the neighbors dog went and got it . got out of the water and put it at the base of the pinetree and well peed on it, you should have seen the look on Spirits face, that was his pinecone so after he thought about it he went over and peed on it himself and proceeded to reclaim it. wish I had it on tape would have made some money on AFV......

My Great Dane ate 17 thumb tacks one time. My Vet saved the x rays and uses them when schools tour the clinic. After being worried it was funny when it was over.

you can believe this or not. My cat was in my room walking around, looked at my sterio for a couple minutes and all the sudden jumped up so he was standing and he pressed the power button on my sterio and played a cd, (the gorillaz)

Well, I'm only about a foot tall and I chase deer! Also, whenever I sleep, my moustache gets a print of wherever I was sleeping. I'm terrified of street gutters, and my owners have no clue as to why. Small but fierce.

This may seem a little gross... but....

My dog was pooping outside, right? Well when he was done pooping he had this little dangly poop stick on his butt. It was like a giant poop thread that connected to a huge blob of crap... Lol, then my dog looked at it and got SO scared! He started whining and whining and running around in circles. He started chasing his butt but it still wouldn't come off! He whined then chased his butt some more, then looked at me all funny, like he was saying "Katie, please help me get this off". He was so so SCARED! LOL! Then he finally scrubbed his butt on the grass and it was gone. He's still scared of his poop to this day..... LOL!