What do you think of this limerick? Is it nasty enough?

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I was recently dumped by a man called Bruno (the love of my life)  and I wrote him this limerick as a revenge: 

There once was a guy called Bruno
Who said: “f***ing is the one thing I do know.
A woman is fine
A sheep is divine 
But a hamster is 'numero uno'.”

Don’t get me wrong he’s not into animal porn or anything like that. I just wrote that because he was always turning me down to spend  time with his pets (specially his hamsters). So I want to be nasty to him and I do want him to get offended. Do you think this will work?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

YES! It is nasty enough.. good for you.
Technically speaking... you have too many syllables in the second line, and too few in the first line.  They should match in rythym and syllables.
The last 3 lines are fine.

You have to find the right rythym... such as...
There once was a lady from Cork
Who ate peas and corn with a fork....

Might I suggest... There once was a boyfriend called Bruno
Who said, "ffffing 's  one thing I DO know...

koRngear · Answer

Hmmmmm

∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ · Answer

Well, with a name like Bruno, I'm assuming he's a real dog. Literally.

Peachy Girl · Answer

Why bother just let him get on with his hamster loving and you get on with your life!

theurbsoweit · Answer

Yes its good man!

Anonymous · Answer

I think you should grow up and  move on with your life.

Greg C · Answer

I think that will work swell. It's great.

noel4037 · Answer

That was funny...
I just don't know about 'him' but I think it's understandable...

Anonymous · Answer

forget him wanna go on a date...lol

Anonymous · Answer

it will give him a good laugh.

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What do you think of this limerick? Is it nasty enough?

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