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Rectal thermometer?

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some a*****e's got my pen."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I would admit to being a rectal thermometer tester. Interesting party conversation and I would love to see the look on a date's face when I told him what I did for a living.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's discusting ......... but funny thu. I feel sorry for the guy with the pen!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    LoL,That's a good joke man

  • 1 decade ago

    roflmao 10/10 really good

  • 1 decade ago

    that is funny...and cute....hope the thermometer had not been used..

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not bad!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's bad, and old!! Try again! sorry!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was funny! super ok! yaa!

  • 1 decade ago

    funny.

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