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the mistress.....?
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives her husband a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Merc and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous lady on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
26 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
humm well i think my situation is complicated i am the mistress, but he is also the other man, we are both married. We were both unhappy before we met, i was contemplating leaving my husband for many reasons, i just never actually had the courage to do it. He and his wife were having problems, he wanted a divorce, she didnt, she got off birth control because she thought if they had another kid that would make him happy, she didnt tell him she was off it and wound up pregnant, to put it lightly he was not happy. we ended up meeting and kind of hit it off, we talked about what was going on and realized we were both in a slowing sinking ship. When we met there were no intentions of us being more than friends, we even spoke about it how it was great to just be friends. then i dont know as time went by we got closer and closer and realized there was much more than a friendship between us. So as to your questions, our relationship is great actually, I dont know exactly how he treats the wife but i know he treats me amazingly, he has to treat her well though i mean she is pregnant after all. And i understand that she is his wife and she does come first until (if) they divorce which of course he says will happen after the baby is born. How many times has the other woman heard that one though :) haha well i know some of the things his wife did that made him uphappy, clearly the whole getting of bc and not telling him, but before that he said she did other things and is very controlling, this is not something he has told me that may be a lie, i hear her talk when i am with him and she is a total ***** sometimes and for no good reason, granted he obviously lied to her to be with me, she thinks he is out with friends, she calls over and over demanding when will be be home even when she is out of town. I dont know that im any better i just know im different from her. So for the last one yes we are still together, neither one of us has left our spouse yet but yes we have talked about it.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
that's what used to be called class distinction but now its the norm 10/10
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I like a girl who knows what is really important.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol... that is a good joke 8/10
- 1 decade ago
OMG. If you wrote that... YOU ROCK! That was some of the best writing I ever read. And believe me, I'VE READ ALOT.
