How many loosing PowerBall tickets have you bought today?

NONE!!!

I bought them all for you........ so since YOU have the winning ticket....... well no telling which of these it is!!!!

If I had a time machine I would go back in time a few days and buy a ticket with the winning numbers. I would then take my winnings and build the one thing I always wanted, a time machine.

If I had a time device i could pass back in time some days and purchase a cost value ticket with the winning numbers. i could then take my winnings and construct the only element I consistently needed, a time device.

sorry man i got the winning ones right here. 75 tix with my work and 5 on my own and there is one in my 5 that is the winner! better luck next time.....

Excuse me all your optimistic folks but it is I who has the winning ticket...or should I say my office pool. We all went in together and you know as well as the next guy that its the folks like us who always win. Sorry Suckers!!! But thanks for contributing and making my share that much bigger!

0. I don't play - and yet my odds of winning are only 1 in 40 billion less. :-D

Damn, you mean I'm going to have to split the winnings?