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Joke: Have you ever seen a cat fish?

Answer: Well how did he hold the (fishing) pole? :)

Update:

My seven year old son wanted me to"tell" this joke--I know it's childish. But, it made him happy.

Update 2:

I'll explain the joke for those who doen't get it. It's all in the spelling CAT FISH not CATFISH.

Picture a cat sitting on the bank of a pond/river holding a fishing pole. How would he hold his pole?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    My class (second graders) is collecting jokes for a joke book they are making and this one will be added! There were some other cute answers as well (ie:horse fly)---maybe they will post a joke too!

  • 1 decade ago

    Never saw a cat fish but I did see a worm duck. Is that the same?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he didn't he used his paw in my fish tank to hook the fish out

    i have even seen a dragon fly 8/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Have you ever seen a fish bowl ?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cute!

  • 1 decade ago

    My little girl thought this was funny. She's trying to remember how to tell it to her friends.

  • Lu
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    No, but I've seen a horse-fly.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i have seen a man(go) up a coconut tree

  • cute...but have you seen a fruit fly?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Please allow me to PAWS for a moment as I ANGLE for an answer.

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