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How does this joke end?
In the movie "Breakfast Club" When the tough kid is crawling through the ceiling he starts telling a joke that goes something like this: A naked blond walks into a bar with pig under one arm and a bottle of whiskey under the other and the bartender says..........
Then he falls through the ceiling and does not get to finish the joke. Also I am not 100 percent sure that is was a bottle of whiskey under the other arm. It has been a long time since I watched the movie but it has bothered me all these years. Help!!
2 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
He says, "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "
But I don't think there is an ending to the joke. A lot of people have come up with their own guesses, but its not a real joke...the writer just made that part up and left it alone for people to figure out. Its kinda like in Pulp Fiction where we never really know whats in the chest.
- ChrisLv 41 decade ago
If I remember correctly, the kid (John Bender) never really "finishes" the joke. He is about to deliver the punchline when all of a sudden he falls through the ceiling tiles into the library, screaming "OHHHH SH***********T!!!"
