If Mello Yello is discontinued as a soda....how will that impact your life?

Because you are my friend, I am going to confide in you. But promise me you will NOT tell another soul. I feel that answering this question three days after you've asked and right before you close it out...... no one is going to even read my words but you anyway. So mum's the word.......... deal????

Oh Monitor...... the past few weeks since I received the news of the discontinuation of Mello Yello I have been a basket case. Seriously..... a basket case. A grocery basket that is. I wait until midnight and I roll my grocery basket up to the Winn Dixie and then the rest becomes a blur. I swear it is the caffiene deprevation that is kicking in. Because once I come to...... I look down into my basket and I have no fewer than 6 twelve packs loaded up. What am I doing? Am I breaking in and then mentally blocking out all of my wrong doings??

I arrived at my house, went to unlock the door and I could barely push it open. I am shocked to see that my entire basement is now FILLED with a stock of Mello Yello. What am I doing??

Why can't I remember???

Am I putting myself in a Sugar Coma???

I'm so delighted to have a lifetime supply..... but I'm so afraid that the impact of my actions will not allow me to live a normal life enjoying this amazing soft drink without streams of guilt overtaking my soul!!!

I need an intervention...... I need it soon........ I need it now!!! (And on your way over can you stop at the Piggly Wiggly and buy every bottle or can you can find???)

Mello Yello Discontinued

I won't be as spritely as before. I may start snorting Coke again. Perhaps, I will need a Fresca new start in life. Dr. Pepper may have to renew my prescription. Better to be the follower than the liter. Would climbing a mountain do me good? I have been drinking Mello Yello since I was Nehi to a grasshopper. Back when I was just a little Squirt. If Coca Cola discontinues Mello Yello they can Kist me good by as a customer.

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If Mello Yello is discontinued as a soda....how will that impact your life?

Not at all. As long as they don't discontinue coffee..

I have Big Red to keep me company and help through my feelings of loss. Oh you were talking about sodas, sorry I thought the discussion was about gay lovers.

It's a soda??

I really don't care because I can't drink it. I am allergic to caffeine.

I don't drink soda so it won't.

It won't so I'm all for it.