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Alexandra M
Alexandra M asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

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  • Tut Uncommon
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Not enough. The beavers still have him beat.

  • Bob Peppers
    1 decade ago

    As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

  • Doug A
    1 decade ago

    A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    About 3 cords according to the design of their teeth and depending on the hardness of the wood, which in this case would be a soft wood, preferably white pine. However, if the wood was let's say an oak variety, then the answer would be 1-1/2 cords.

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  • starfire
    1 decade ago

    a woodchuck does not chuck wood.........

  • conan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    heaps

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