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mac asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

wife keeps complaining?

I bought her a new belt and bag for Valentines day

The hoover works a treat now

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL, good 1! I'm now off the chair and on the floor.....OMG, LOL!

  • 1 decade ago

    Well the belt will look good on her if it's glitzy, meanwhile your nether regions may look 'hidden' in the new bag you bought!

    Complain! I would have your guts for garters!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    My EX-HUSBAND bought me a set of pots & pans one year for christmas. SO When I divorced him I took them to......He had nothing to cook with. I took the DIshes also cause he gave me them once for my Birthday...So that is just an example that she may follow..... I hope it is really a joke and you are not like that.....

  • 1 decade ago

    I bought my wife a Toblerone and the dog eat it

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  • 1 decade ago

    I had this one sent to me via text message its a fantastic one isnt it lol

  • lizzy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Silly boy!

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you broke or do you like to hear her complain? I suppose complain.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well I'm glad it works so great now-now you don't have excuse not to use it!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your going down quicker than a hooker with a bad hip.

  • 1 decade ago

    never satisfied are they??? we went to a wife swap party once, and i swapped her for a electric drill.....

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