If you were me, How would you respond to my Girlfriend's e-mail? Please help! Thankyou!?

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Sexy,

 

I know this is gross, but I have to tell you this for health reasons. I have figured out that the cat’s mange, a.k.a. “scabies” in humans, is what had spread to me, causing discomfort (you know what I mean?) They seek particular warm folds on the body. They leave behind razor thin red lines that look like cuts-- originally I thought (quite puzzled) I’d cut myself shaving multiple times...but now I know what’s up. Seem to have a small patch on my forearm too.

 

Luckily since they are likely the animal-borne version of the mite, they will probably die out in 12-30 days once exposure is removed. For your own health you probably need to either take the cats to the vet or something. 

 

So unfortunately I cannot visit you again while the cats have mange. Also they might be hitching a ride on you when you come to visit me. Will have to stay away from each other for a couple weeks after you get the cats taken care of.

 

Anyways... thank God it is not a worse illness!! The moral of the story is... don’t let a mangy cat sleep between your legs! Hahaaa

 

Your Pumpkin

Bethany · Accepted Answer

Dear Pumpkin,
This will be a short letter since I have a cat under each arm and am on the way to the vet as we speak - this will also explain the execrable typing. I'm terribly sorry you have borne the brunt of my cats' poor health and I really cannot believe that my beloved felines have embarrassed me in this way but never fear, they will be mange-free by tonight. I will write again after I have talked to the vet and have a confirmed diagnosis. 
Yours in haste,
Felix

attila · Answer

tell her you're sorry she got mange, you'll take your cat to the vet. And hoenstly im not sure but if she goes to the DR she should be able to get a med (and you too) that will let you two be around each other without making it worse and make it go away faster.

zanladar · Answer

dude, have you seen the marks on her yourself?  If not, it sounds like a BS story she's telling you so she can mess around on you without you knowing.  You'd be safe with her as long as your clothes are on.  For her to say that you might carry it over and that she needs to stay away from you is bogus.  Be careful of her cheating ways!

jom · Answer

Take the cat to the vet for treatment!

Two Peas · Answer

I would say, man that sucks,what's wrong with your cat, take it to the vet!! And get this situation under control!!!

Either that or it's a big fat whopper of a lie,and I'd be pissed off!!

Brown-eyed girl · Answer

Gross. That's all I can say. If you're okay with a person letting a cat between their legs, go for it. If not, don't.

StockRdHappy · Answer

hahaha... sorry really don't mean to laugh but honestly is she crazy??? 

that just seems a little odd to me... can humans even contract mange from animals? 

to be honest i'm not sure i would respond unless it was with a polite... p**s off ;-)

But! if your cats do have mange please get them treated! they must be going insane!!

Richard A · Answer

She just admitted to having a disease and possibly spread it to you on purpose.  I would keep the letter, Get checked out at a doctor, and if something comes up Charge her for that nasty crap.  Nasty, nasty, nasy!!!

Huguenot · Answer

Yeah, I agree with Angelina.

Anonymous · Answer

A bit gross - but no big deal lol

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