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wnat to here a good joke?

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"

His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".

The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...

"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ha ha ha ! That 's cute ,do you have more??????

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i get the part where the mom is saying she's trying to help the dad lose weight but i don't get what the lady next door is exactly doing to the dad....

  • 1 decade ago

    the lady next door is my sister, blowing him up with sdts!, not he's got dd

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh gezze

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  • Me2
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    heard it

    still snickered

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    =))heheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee

  • MuZzZ
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LoL....Poor kid. haha

  • 1 decade ago

    iamo!!!!!! lol!!!!! that is gross but funny!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol

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