Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

praying parrots?

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

12 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Haha! ROTFL!!! That's a good one. Funny, funny stuff right there.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    now thats a funny joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Eh, not funny.

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Those are some horny parrots.mm turns me on!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    bwahahahaha!!!

    that's really a great one!!!...

    very nice!!!...(^_^)

  • Bobbi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Funny !!! LOL !!!

  • 1 decade ago

    heeheeheeheeheeheehee.....

    i love it....

    :D

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    i have heard this one before but it always makes me laugh, thanks

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.