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How do I find true and lasting 100% fullproof love?

Look, I know there is a lady out there who likes to dance to the taps of my keyboard while i'm on the internet who I can see out of the corner of my eye, and i know there is a woman out there who is the pearl in the haystack (like, you know, finding the needle in the haystack) and, I know there is a woman out there who gets lonely sometimes but is just too shy to come out of the woodwork, and, I know there is a female out there who loves humor and a true gentleman, and I know there has got to be an angel from heaven who came to this earth to find someone who'd never hurt her in this world of violence, and I know there has got to be a woman out there who would love to know someone who is understanding and caring, consistently and continuously to where you, will say, I am too good to be true, and I will say to you that you are too good to be true without the callgirl syndrome and without the glamor and media and pizazz and the popsorelli, and without me, being the macho guy.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes but true love has to be birthed out of a love for God.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Okay, I don't have the attention span to read all that, but in answer to your question...to find true and lasting love, get a dog! My dog loves me no matter what kind of mood I come home in, or how I look, or any of that.

  • 1 decade ago

    Love is never foolproof. That's the beauty of it. The uncertainty keeps you making the effort to keep your lover happy so he/she won't want to leave or stray from your arms. You seem like a sweet guy. I hope you find someone who will be worth your attention.

  • 1 decade ago

    gadzooks! Chihuahuas are rumoured to pretty affectionate, although I think they groove on macho. Not sure about that.

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  • 1 decade ago

    You won't find it by asking it in a question. Sorry. Even so, love is never perfect.

    Good luck :)

  • Gumbo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    BUY yourself a dog or a cat, this way you won't be dissapointed with someone that will break your heart

  • Nora G
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    there is absolutely, definately, positively NO SUCH ANIMAL

    LOVE is a state of mind that has to b nurtured and worked at but it definately shouldn't have to b a job.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    100% fool proof? Get a blow-up doll.

  • well it's kinda hard to say but maby you could try fimfig someone who is almost exactly like you and than let her get to know you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Get a mirror.

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