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is ELVIS alive ?
i was in tesco (ilkeston ) at about 6pm tonight, he was standing next to the crusty rolls, jeans and leather jacket, not a flared jumpsuit as you would expect.
was it the king ? have you seen him ?
43 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I believe it may well have been the king, i was in that very tesco at the same time tonight, and if you had looked a little harder he was wearing a jumpsuit underneath his clothes, i expect in a rip your clothes off super hero way.
Were you the one dribbling over the garlic naan bread?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ELVIS hab a sex change he's now called Betty and live in Bridlington Noth Yorkshire but he/she only shops at a local convinience store to keep a low profile
hope this helps
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It couldn't possibly be him cos I live in london and there is a guy who works down the local chip shop who swears he's elvis
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I saw Elvis in my local park having a hot-dog picnic by himself. He was about to eat his 25th hot-dog, when he noticed me watching him and escaped in the bushes.
I went over to the spot he'd been sitting in and, lo and behold, he'd left his sideburns behind! I'm going to flog them on eBay for wodges of cash!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Um. If he were really alive he'd be haunting all of the tacky impersonators, some of the Memphis Mafia and the other people who betrayed him or wrote nasty books about him, and...be visiting his beautiful daughter and grandkids!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Elvis Aron Presley is dead - he leaves behind his music. he was found lying down in his bathroom as a fat man in a bathrobe with a purple tongue half bitten off.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Is James Brown still alive?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Las t I heard he worked down the chip shop
- 1 decade ago
The King will never die his fans wont let him Go to Memphis in august for his 30th anniversary and see for yourself.