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Everyman asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A woman rushes onto a city bus?

All seats are taken. She says to a man "Please give me your seat, I'm pregant." He does, then realizes she doesn't look pregnant, so says "How long have you been pregnant?"

She answers "About half an hour. And boy am I tired!"

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  • ♥Panda♥
    1 decade ago
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    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hilarious 9/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol...heard it lots of times before but its still funny!

  • mrsallport
    1 decade ago

    ha ha

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  • Al
    1 decade ago

    omg

  • Grand Ninja Ted
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Typical of most city women!!!!!!!!!LOL

    Good joke!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sherry
    1 decade ago

    lol great one!!

  • Me2
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    alrighty then....

  • renaeshauna
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL!!

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