What's the last?

stubbed my toe on the corner or a wall...ouch!...grrrr!!

The last thing I can remember is when I was wearing fake fingernails and i had to use the bathroom and I had to go into a bathroom that was on a nature trail (there was no light), so I had to use my lighter to see, and caught my thumbnail on fire...OOOOPS!

dropped a glass bowl lid on the floor and got a sliver of glass in my uuumm...rearend ( and I was standing up at the time with my back to the wall, I don't know how the glass got way up there in such an inaccessale spot)

Opened the car door in a hurry and smacked myself in the shoulder hard enough to spin me around.

Dude, you look EEEEVIL. Yikes. last clumsy thing I did was fall in the snow while raking my roof. Alas, the landing was soft.

I was practicing with my baton today, and then I accidentally hit the gutter... Fortunately, there was no damage... I think...

Also, I was "practicing" tossing flags with my broom and half killed a really old tree... XD

I was about to play basketball today, I turned around, stepped on the ball and totally busted my a**

To many to count but the last one is I am constantly dropping my cell phone. I am waiting for the day its had enough.

I was bending down to get something by my fan and my hair got caught in it. You should have saw me...I was screaming bloody murder.

I just always walk into stuff. Walls, doors, corners, poles.

I think I walk into something at least twice a day.

It's just what I do.

i tripped over the vaccum cleaner at work in front of customers. felt like a real dick!